Established 2003. Now incorporating The Sudbury Hill Harrow and Wherever End Times

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Alura in the land of giant food

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Most of you must spend your time wondering whatever happened to Alura Allumeuse. Well you can put your mind at rest. As this still shows, she is currently on location shooting her latest adventure, "Alura Goes Large." Here she is again on the set in a reflective moment. Ballet's loss is Hollywood's gain.

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GM food

What a lovely photograph. I wasn't sure about this GM food that these Americans want us all to eat but now I've seen that tomato I can see the point of it. Imagine! A family could live on that for a whole week.

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Yet another superb, illuminating photo! These wonderful images certainly add insouciance to the Herald's pages. Very invigorating indeed.


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Now I'm not so sure

I've had a look at that pretty red-headed girl's computer page (I expect those lovely huge tomatoes have made her hair go that colour) and was distressed to see she has been consulting psychics about what she should do. I do hope that GM food isn't responsible for making one delegate one's decision making to ladies wearing gypsy headscarves.

I think we should be told, Mr Blair.

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Dear Lady

In response to Mrs Berries query I would point out that our biotechnology research unit has sought, under the strictest laboratory conditions, to replicate Ms Allumeuse's decision to consult a psychic. Both mice and beagles were used in the attempt to see whether our new 80 kilogram tonmatoes could be implicated, but no replication has occurred, and both mice and beagles appear to be making decisions based on empirical reasoning rather than abdicating their decision-making to gypsies.

Rest assured Mrs Berries that you have nothing to fear from eating our nutritious inventions.

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Common misunderstanding

No no dearies, this is a common misunderstanding. The Art is not to make decisions for another but to give them "permission" by raising the possibility of the relative Wisdoms.

The term "fortune teller" or "psychic" is rather outmoded though we continue with it since your average Mr Smith would be shy when on a fairground about asking the way to the Transactional Analyst's caravan.

Ooh, while I'm here I have a message for a Mr Delgado if one is looking in...your mother says the ring is behind the painting of the Green Lady. Hope that helps dearie.

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thanks

Thanks but did she happen to mention where the painting of the Green lady is?

Is that the same Alura bird who came to The Inbox and had that stars and stripes merkin off Yusef?

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picture

Wondeful picture of the statue and the tree and the sky.

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